One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Too much truth is uncouth.

And of all glad words of prose or rhyme, The gladdest are Act while there yet is time