Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.