An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Accustomed as I am to public speaking, I know the futility of it.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.

Too much truth is uncouth.