An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

Christmas is over and Business is Business.

If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door.

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.