An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.