An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.

Christmas is over and Business is Business.