You need to have the humility to accept your limitations as long as they're there, and have the humility to accept their end when that time comes.

Practice meditating on the heart chakra. This is only one of them, but it's quite good for the first few years of your meditative practice.

Self-hate doesn't create enlightenment. It just causes you to not enjoy the current moment.

You are drained by foolish actions and others.

I have chosen to parody the writing styles of Carlos Castaneda, James Redfield, Richard Bach, Lynn Andrews, and several other best-selling new age authors.

There are many different forms of life in the universe and human beings are unaware of most of them. Complex beings inhabit other dimensions. They can be very dangerous when encountered, unless, of course, you know how to handle or avoid them.

Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly.