Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.
The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.
Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.
Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong.
The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.