You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.