The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.
My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.
The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.
If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.