Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.
My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.
The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them