The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

If you're not a target, you're a failure.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.