The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.