The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.