Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.
If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.