They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

You get rid of the fear of death by understanding that it is an integral fact of our existence. You do that through will and reason.

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.