Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.

My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.