Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong.

You get rid of the fear of death by understanding that it is an integral fact of our existence. You do that through will and reason.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?