And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.
Gabriel IglesiasWhen you hear "Seinfield," no one says, "the Jewish comic." You talk about Cedric the Entertainer, you don't say, "African American comedian Cedric the Entertainer." Even Margaret Cho - who's like one of three Korean performers out there - no one refers to her like that. They say, "It's Margaret Cho."
Gabriel IglesiasI wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.
Gabriel IglesiasSurround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside.
Gabriel Iglesias