My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go get some chicks." Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.