Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.

I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a meet-and-greet, and then I'll get a bite to eat, get drunk, pass out, wake up the next day, sleeping the next day, sleeping off the hangover, and then I'm in the next city.

I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact that I'm getting this concert movie is perfect because it's coming at just the right time in my life.

It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.