Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes "you want a falcon?".

I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching.

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.