Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.

If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go get some chicks." Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.

Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my thing. Stand up's my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake.

I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.