Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

There's been a lot of guys that come out of Texas who have made it really big. So it's not a geographic thing, it's a how hard are you willing to work for it.

There's nowhere in the country that I can't go or won't go. I think it's because I've worked on making my show where everyone can understand it, everyone can relate to it, and no one feels like I'm alienating them.

With this show [Stand-Up Revolution ], I loved the idea that I would be picking the talent that goes on, not the network. It was me handpicking people who might not have gotten the chance to be on TV. So, I thought it was real cool that I was putting people up there.