You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.

You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.

I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I was getting so I thought I was on to something.