You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!

[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with common sense. And don't marry your first love.

Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

As long as you have a director, that's your feedback. It's the director telling you, "Okay. That was great! Okay. Can we add a little? Can you tweak it like this? Can you make it more high pitched? Can you give it a little growl?"