You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!

I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.

For about three years I was performing at one bar in East Los Angeles that was like a mean dive bar. You're in there performing for drunks or bikers, not the most flattering people. I think it helped build my confidence, because you have to get their attention, then make them laugh.

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.

With this show [Stand-Up Revolution ], I loved the idea that I would be picking the talent that goes on, not the network. It was me handpicking people who might not have gotten the chance to be on TV. So, I thought it was real cool that I was putting people up there.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact that I'm getting this concert movie is perfect because it's coming at just the right time in my life.