You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.

I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.

I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going to go down, I'd like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can't prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship.

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.