I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title.

TV and film for me are not as exciting as the live stand-up show and getting the immediate reaction of the crowd. TV is a lot of hurry up and wait for your shot and less immediate reaction from people.

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

I got a brother who calls me Hollywood. Sisters kind of keep their distance. Even my mom is kind of like ahhh with me. Yeah dude, it really sucks. And I wish things were different. Unfortunately, they don't understand everything I go through on a day to day basis to be able to maintain what I'm doing.