You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.

Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.

Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

You pigeon hole yourself by the title you give yourself.