If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge. The main reason he got into it is to do what he is doing now: film and television work.

That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

Be personal, and original. Try to work clean. Stay away from topical material, as it does not allow you to craft it to make it better for later. And always remember that it is the fans who will make you or break you.