If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase new talent and so I'd like to continue to do stuff like that and help out the next guy.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go get some chicks." Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.

The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it's really comfortable to drive and it's real techy inside. You look at the screen and it's blue and you've got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital.