I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.

Surround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside.

As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that I'm away from my family 46 weeks out of the year. I miss all the birthdays and anniversaries and holidays.

If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like "OK, I get it."

Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice.

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.