Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.

When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge. The main reason he got into it is to do what he is doing now: film and television work.

I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.

As far as "uncut" I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be 2 hours plus and it got chopped down so I said "we can't use those words because it's not going to represent me right".

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.