Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.

The response you get when you're young like "oh you're just getting laughs because you're a little kid and you're cute". They weren't trying to encourage me at all or tell me to keep pursuing this.

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.