My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.

A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.

I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.

Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.

... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?