This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books.

When you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.

No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

IMPORTANT Book reading is a solitary and sedentary pursuit, and those who do are cautioned that a book should be used as an integral part of a well-rounded life, including a daily regimen of rigorous physical exercise, rewarding personal relationships, and sensible low-fat diet. A book should not be used a as a substitute or an excuse.