We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon

Winter: It's not just a season, it's who we are.

I was brought up imagining that cream rises to the top, merit wins out, the race is to the swift and riches to men of understanding, but it ain't necessarily so. The swift stand a better chance if they are also beautiful.

As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.

I don't want them to be told to remember me.