We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved.

In the end, all solutions are temporary.

A married guy is responsible for everything, no matter what. Women, thanks to their having been oppressed all these years, are blameless, free as birds, and all the dirt they do is the result of premenstrual syndrome or postmenstrual stress or menopause or emotional disempowerment by their fathers or low expectations by their teachers or latent unspoken sexual harassment in the workplace, or some other airy excuse. The guy alone is responsible for every day of marriage that is less than marvelous and meaningful.

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.