We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

Winter: It's not just a season, it's who we are.

When you're a little kid, your heart is open and tender and a harsh word can go straight in and become part of your life.

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

I don't have a great eye for detail. I leave blanks in all of my stories. I leave out all detail, which leaves the reader to fill in something better.

Wal-Mart is going in and slaughtering [small towns] just as we once killed the buffalo.