Cleverness is a burden after that. You are supposed to settle down and be a good person, raise your children, and be good to your friends, which you may not have been back when you were clever.
Garrison KeillorWelcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
Garrison KeillorHonesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.
Garrison KeillorA good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.
Garrison Keillor