Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
When in doubt, look intelligent.
No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.
America of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.