Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.
Garrison KeillorI love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.
Garrison KeillorGod writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison KeillorWe English majors...need to promote public libraries as a tool in the war against terror. How many readers of Edith Wharton have engaged in terroristic acts? I challenge you to name one...Do we need to wait until our cities lie in smoking ruins before we wake up to the fact that a first-class public library is a vital link in national defense?
Garrison Keillor