Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love

Dogs don't lie and why should I? Strangers come they growl and bark, they know their loved ones in the dark, Now let me, by night or day, Be just as full of truth as they.

My ancestors were Puritans from England. They arrived here in 1648 in the hope of finding greater restrictions than were permissible under English law at that time.

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.