Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
Garrison KeillorDon't pour the oil directly into my navel, pour it on my sternum and let it run down into my navel, you ignorant peasant.
Garrison KeillorMarrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?
Garrison Keillor