I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.

Childhood is the small town everyone came from.

When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal.

Humor is not about problems with airline luggage handlers. It's about our lives in America and it's about the ends of our lives and it's about everything that happens after that and everything that happened before.

Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.