I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.

Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.