A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'.

Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.

A romp in the hay lingers like the first line of a song, but your true love is the one you make a life with and write more than a line about, you write a whole book.

Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.

I usually don't work with other people; I do the whole show myself.

All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in innovation, take something real like this fair, and make it something larger than life.

Winter: It's not just a season, it's who we are.