Marriage, friends, is a lifelong feast; love is no light lunch.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.

Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

In the end, all solutions are temporary.

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.