They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Garrison KeillorI am a cheerful man, even in the dark, and it's all thanks to a good Lutheran mother. . . . Mother was well composed, a true Lutheran, and taught me to Cheer up, Make yourself useful, Mind your manners, and above all, Don't feel sorry for yourself.
Garrison Keillor