Vacation cruises are advertised as luxurious journeys to exotic places, but a chief pleasure is the reading of books ... . On steamer chairs topside or poolside, in the lounges, everywhere you see men and women with their noses in books, devouring them for hours.
Garrison KeillorEnglish is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.
Garrison KeillorYou can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.
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