I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.
Garrison KeillorEven in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
Garrison KeillorMarrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?
Garrison KeillorWhen it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Garrison Keillor