I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.