Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.

Wal-Mart is going in and slaughtering [small towns] just as we once killed the buffalo.

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.

I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either.

America of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.