In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.

You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.

Give guilt - the gift that lasts forever.

No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.