Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'

Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

Bravery and adventure! That's the ticket! Don't sit and gather moss. Get up, get out, do what you dream of doing, and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work, and you don't need to made that particular mistake again, but at least you won't get old wondering what if you had.

Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.