You've got work to do. Don't put this off. And don't take the long view, here. You know? Life is today and tomorrow and - and if you're lucky, next week.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

Give up your good 'Christian' life and follow Jesus

In the end, all solutions are temporary.

God is a great humorist. He just has a slow audience to work with.

Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.