I thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio was just seven years old in 1974. It was a tiny organization in which a lot of things got started simply because there was all this time to fill. If you wanted to do an hour on Lithuanian folk dancing, you probably could have done it.
Garrison KeillorI'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
Garrison KeillorShe gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.
Garrison KeillorWe all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?
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