I think there's a lot of power in listening to one person talking to you. And this should never be underestimated.One person sitting and talking to you and, you're pulled in, in ways that technology and art and all cannot.

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.

This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books.

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

It's confidence; it has to be something good about getting old. One of the things is that you just don't stress about some stuff that made you so worried.

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'