That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?
America of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.
In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes.
It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.