People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people.

When in doubt, look intelligent.

Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.

When writing loses touch with the beautiful surface of the world, it loses its way. You always want to be in touch with how things look and what people say and what they call their dogs.

I don't want them to be told to remember me.

Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.

Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.