Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
Garrison KeillorI like to sing and it's just really fun to sing, and I don't get too much. And at my house I'm not allowed to because, you know, your children can't stand it when you sing at home.
Garrison KeillorYou don't want to get that sort of sound in your writing that boing that gives you away.
Garrison KeillorJust because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon
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