Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.
Garrison KeillorOne day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who dont understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.
Garrison KeillorA person does feel sheepish picking on journalists, a class already so richly despised that if a planeload of them crashed in flames, most people would smile from pure reflex.
Garrison KeillorScripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.
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