I loved feeling special. I hated feeling special.

All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?

Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.

Give guilt - the gift that lasts forever.

You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.

Sport is a seductive metaphor (life as a game in which we gain victory through hard work, discipline, and visualizing success). but the older metaphor of farming (life as hard labor that is subject to weather and quirks of blind fate and may return no reward whatsoever and don't be surprised) is still in our blood.

A romp in the hay lingers like the first line of a song, but your true love is the one you make a life with and write more than a line about, you write a whole book.