Enough. Man is capable of reform once presented with the facts, and the fact is that bottling water and shipping it is a big waste of fuel, so stop already.
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.
That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.