When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

Bad things don't happen to writers; it's all material.

God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.

There was a price to be paid for being interested in fiction and in writing, pushing my family away. Books and authors became my family.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.

Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door

Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.