People do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.

... I never was one to get upset about a few scratches on a motor vehicle, it is meant to be used, not saved.

Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.

All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?

Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.

IMPORTANT Book reading is a solitary and sedentary pursuit, and those who do are cautioned that a book should be used as an integral part of a well-rounded life, including a daily regimen of rigorous physical exercise, rewarding personal relationships, and sensible low-fat diet. A book should not be used a as a substitute or an excuse.

Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.