People do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.

Not everyone has a Life's Work. Some people simply have a Life.

Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth breather there is.

I remember when I switched from Christmas to sex as the secret of happiness.

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

God is a great humorist. He just has a slow audience to work with.

I don't have a great eye for detail. I leave blanks in all of my stories. I leave out all detail, which leaves the reader to fill in something better.