People do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?

Wal-Mart is going in and slaughtering [small towns] just as we once killed the buffalo.

I usually don't work with other people; I do the whole show myself.

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.

A child can educate just about anybody.

Don't pour the oil directly into my navel, pour it on my sternum and let it run down into my navel, you ignorant peasant.