... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.
Garrison KeillorThe highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
Garrison KeillorBefore the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our house, and He had me all sketched out down to what size my feet would be (big), which bike I would ride (Schwinn), and the five ears of corn I'd eat for supper that night.
Garrison Keillor