You don't want to get that sort of sound in your writing that boing that gives you away.

In romance, as in life, you only learn when you're losing.

Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.

My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.

That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.

I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.